** GOONER NO MATES LOSER MIND FUCK **

You GOON away to porn for hours on end. In fact it’s pretty much the ONLY thing you do these days. Friends no longer call or message because of all the times you’ve turned them down. GOONING is your life day and night. GOONING is your sex life and all us women laugh at losers like you because you stand absolutely no chance of pulling any of us. Let’s face it, what woman wants GOONER NO MATES for a boyfriend lol ….

** POPPERS JAM – STROKE AND GOON TO PORN MORE **

Lately you’ve been spending ever increasing amounts of time stroking and gooning to your favourite porn. You cannot resist the allure of a sexy babe or two as she gets hot and horny and you can spend quite a considerable amount of time gooning, but now that is about to go up a whole new level as I introduce you to the power of poppers. GOONING, STROKING and EDGING for LONGER and LONGER as you SNIFF your way to the most INTENSE PLEASURE..this is the POPPERS JAM….

** MINDLESS GOON BOT FOR 3D FANTASY PORN **

There is so much amazing 3D animated porn out there and you are about to find out because NOTHING except FANTASY PORN will turn you on and you’ll find yourself turning in to a GOON BOT, mindlessly STROKING for hours on end with little interest in anything else. Being a GOON BOT is your life now, CONDITIONED to do it for longer and longer, day after day…. A MINDLESS GOON BOT FOR 3D FANTASY PORN.

** DON’T THINK – GOON EVEN MORE TO SHEMALES **

You spend hour after hour STROKING, EDGING and GOONING to HOT SHEMALES. You even deliberately cancel or delay any plans just so you can sit in front of that laptop and indulge in your number one hobby. The temptation to find new hot babes online is too great so you seek out more SHEMALE CONTENT from multiple sites. We both know that you even favour doing this over having any sort of physical sex life so I am here to simply say… ** DON’T THINK and GOON EVEN MORE TO SHEMALES **