** GOONER NO MATES LOSER MIND FUCK **

You GOON away to porn for hours on end. In fact it’s pretty much the ONLY thing you do these days. Friends no longer call or message because of all the times you’ve turned them down. GOONING is your life day and night. GOONING is your sex life and all us women laugh at losers like you because you stand absolutely no chance of pulling any of us. Let’s face it, what woman wants GOONER NO MATES for a boyfriend lol ….

** POPPERS PORNOSEXUAL LOSER **

There you are again with that cock in hand and a bottle of poppers in the other. How tragic are you and can you be any more of a loser? You already spend hours on end stroking, edging and gooning to porn and what man wants to do that instead of having sex with a human being??
You need to get a life and fast or this grubby ,compulsive habit will become so much worse….

** HER CLIT THROBS FOR ANOTHER MAN **

It’s time to face up to the fact that your wife no longer wants you between her legs. It’s been a long time since she felt any hint of desire, mainly because you are just plain useless with that cock. Well she has needs loser and now her pussy juices and clit throbs for another man’s cock….

** HAND PUSSY IS THE BEST! **

There you are again with your dick in your hand and let’s face it, there is no channce of actually getting laid any time soon but you don’t care about that anyway because hand pussy is way better than sex with a human anyway, right?

Now I am going to have such fun giving you jerk off instruction so let’s see if you even make it to the end, after all hand pussy is just the best!

** ESSENTIAL STEPS FOR THE INFERIOR MALE **

We both know how inferior and inadequate a male you truly are , especially in the bedroom , however all is not lost.
There are some essential steps which will indeed help so listen carefully to my words of wisdom Beta and use these measures for the rest of your life…

** YOUR PUSSY FREE LIFE **

It’s time to finally face up to your reality which is to be pussy free for life. That cock is pretty much a clit so is useless. There is no way anyone will derive even a hint of pleasure from that shrimp dick.
Lately you have been fantasising about cock and watch more and more gay porn so it seems perfectly logical that pleasuring hot alpha men is your destiny and that clitty needs locking up permanently too…