** STROKE ** EDGE ** GOON ** ALL DAY LONG **

You spend more than just a few short hours a week stroking and edging and GOONING over porn, but I want more. Now it’s time to be MIND FUCKED in to making GOONING your FULL TIME thing to do! Nothing else will be anywhere near as important. STROKE, EDGE, GOON every day ALL day. Of course GOONERS do not get to cum and instead are in such a state of high arousal that they simply have to GOON even MORE!

CASH FOR CUM

 

Every time you hear my soft, sexy Scottish voice your cock grows hard and you are under my spell, so I have decided that from now on you should listen to this recording, be seduced in to sending cash and then cumming. CASH FOR CUM. Stroke, edge, send…..CUM
surround sound, binaural beats, instructional, mesmerize

ITTY BITTY CLITTY

 

You would dearly love to slide inside a woman and fuck her but it’s about time you got real. You need to accept that you have an ITTY BITTY CLITTY and therefore it is impossible to ever successfully have sex. Accept you do not have anywhere near a normal sized cock. …