** HAND PUSSY IS THE BEST! **

There you are again with your dick in your hand and let’s face it, there is no channce of actually getting laid any time soon but you don’t care about that anyway because hand pussy is way better than sex with a human anyway, right?

Now I am going to have such fun giving you jerk off instruction so let’s see if you even make it to the end, after all hand pussy is just the best!

** THE CUCKOLD HUSBAND’S RULE BOOK **

You are a cuckolded husband and probably always will be so I have come up with a checklist which you should do every time your other half is being fucked by another man. The CUCKOLD’S ETIQUETTE CHECKLIST.. …
Do as on this list if you stand any chance of being in the room whilst all the hot action is taking place 😉

POPPERS TURN YOU GAY

* Warning – this game will turn you GAY!*
The more you sniff the hornier you will become for COCK. Are you ready to play?

ULTRA HUMILIATING JOI FOR SHRIMP DICKED LOSERS

You are shrimp dicked and it’s no surprise that the chances of you ever having
sex are minimal at best. Infact, you are so lacking in size that you barely even
need 2 fingers to play with it so I have come up with the perfect way to
masturbate. It also happens to be one of the most humiliating methods ever
and will ensure you are always aware of just how utterly useless that little
clitty really is….