ITTY BITTY CLITTY

 

You would dearly love to slide inside a woman and fuck her but it’s about time you got real. You need to accept that you have an ITTY BITTY CLITTY and therefore it is impossible to ever successfully have sex. Accept you do not have anywhere near a normal sized cock. …

ALTERNATE REALITY SPH TASK

Are you the unfortunate owner of a tiny clitty? Well I have thought up the perfect task that will have you transported to an alternate reality, even if just for a short while….
Listen to my instruction carefully 😉

ONLY HAND PUSSY FOR YOU LOSER

 

You have great sex don’t you….. with your hand. Fucking your hand is all the sex you will ever get so I am going to mock and laugh whilst giving you humiliating JOI and whilst you look in the mirror….

ULTRA HUMILIATING JOI FOR SHRIMP DICKED LOSERS

You are shrimp dicked and it’s no surprise that the chances of you ever having
sex are minimal at best. Infact, you are so lacking in size that you barely even
need 2 fingers to play with it so I have come up with the perfect way to
masturbate. It also happens to be one of the most humiliating methods ever
and will ensure you are always aware of just how utterly useless that little
clitty really is….

 

BORN AGAIN VIRGIN

When was the last time you actually had any action in the bedroom and can you even
remember that far back? You are useless with that cock anyway so I have decided that
you may as well become a BORN AGAIN VIRGIN. I have also prepared the BORN
AGAIN VIRGIN MANTRA which you will learn and recite daily. Just leave all the hot
action to the real men in future….