** SPH AND THE DAY YOU WERE EXPOSED **

The day started as usual with you earning some cash by doing a bit of decorating over at my house. We were neighbours and had become good friends so I felt completely happy leaving you to work upstairs whilst I entertained a group of my close female friends over. Of course it wasn’t long till we were gossiping and giggling and having a ball so it was quite some time later that I remembered you were still upstairs. I decided to take you up some refreshments, only to discover you were in my bedroom sniffing a pair of my dirty panties and jerking off! I was livid but this feeling quickly abated when I noticed just how lacking in manhood you actually were and I was about to call ALL the girls up…
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** GOONER NO MATES LOSER MIND FUCK **

You GOON away to porn for hours on end. In fact it’s pretty much the ONLY thing you do these days. Friends no longer call or message because of all the times you’ve turned them down. GOONING is your life day and night. GOONING is your sex life and all us women laugh at losers like you because you stand absolutely no chance of pulling any of us. Let’s face it, what woman wants GOONER NO MATES for a boyfriend lol ….