** AFFIRMATION FOR SHRIMP DICKED PUSSY FREE LOSERS **

What a loser you are and now I am going to make sure you are fully aware of just how pathetic an existence you face because that thing between your legs is useless and will never fuck any woman. How could it with being the size of a clit? You will be pussy free forever so I have prepared an affirmation which you should learn and say 3 times a day. Now repeat after me ….

** INSTANT EXPOSURE **

You’ve imagined having that little dicklet of yours exposed online for however long, maybe even years. The thought of anyone you know seeing the images is both truly terrifying and incredibly arousing at the same time. Now I can completely make this intense fantasy a reality by exposing you on my blog. It can even be done instantly, right now. Are you willing to finally do this?

** SPH AND THE DAY YOU WERE EXPOSED **

The day started as usual with you earning some cash by doing a bit of decorating over at my house. We were neighbours and had become good friends so I felt completely happy leaving you to work upstairs whilst I entertained a group of my close female friends over. Of course it wasn’t long till we were gossiping and giggling and having a ball so it was quite some time later that I remembered you were still upstairs. I decided to take you up some refreshments, only to discover you were in my bedroom sniffing a pair of my dirty panties and jerking off! I was livid but this feeling quickly abated when I noticed just how lacking in manhood you actually were and I was about to call ALL the girls up…
Includes laughing sound effect.

** 7 TASKS FOR OWNERS OF SHRIMP DICKS **

You have a shrimp dick, clitty, dicklet, peanut . Whatever name you use it amounts to the same thing. You are lacking in manhood so this set of 7 tasks will have you feeling more emasculated than ever!

** YOUR PUSSY FREE LIFE **

It’s time to finally face up to your reality which is to be pussy free for life. That cock is pretty much a clit so is useless. There is no way anyone will derive even a hint of pleasure from that shrimp dick.
Lately you have been fantasising about cock and watch more and more gay porn so it seems perfectly logical that pleasuring hot alpha men is your destiny and that clitty needs locking up permanently too…

SMALL

Really the title says it all. However, it is time for some home truths which means hearing and seeing all the humiliating names to describe that embarrassing little bump of yours and for your own good I do not hold back. The sooner you accept your fate the better…

ITTY BITTY CLITTY

 

You would dearly love to slide inside a woman and fuck her but it’s about time you got real. You need to accept that you have an ITTY BITTY CLITTY and therefore it is impossible to ever successfully have sex. Accept you do not have anywhere near a normal sized cock. …

ALTERNATE REALITY SPH TASK

Are you the unfortunate owner of a tiny clitty? Well I have thought up the perfect task that will have you transported to an alternate reality, even if just for a short while….
Listen to my instruction carefully 😉