** ULTRA DETAILED TINY DICK RATING **

 

Tiny shrimp dick? Pencil thin? Small and fat? More clit than cock? Been humiliated more times than you care to remember? Well, it’s about time you had a detailed tiny dick rating and one where I shall not hold backwhilst giving as much feedback/ critique to your pics as possible with a final score at the end.

 

** YOUR PUSSY FREE LIFE **

It’s time to finally face up to your reality which is to be pussy free for life. That cock is pretty much a clit so is useless. There is no way anyone will derive even a hint of pleasure from that shrimp dick.
Lately you have been fantasising about cock and watch more and more gay porn so it seems perfectly logical that pleasuring hot alpha men is your destiny and that clitty needs locking up permanently too…

** MASCULINITY ERASED ** BE A SISSY COCK SUCKER INSTEAD **

You have a TINY CLITTY for a cock and have more in common with girls. There is little masculinity in you so instead you will be a SISSY COCK SUCKER who will PLEASURE REAL ALPHA MEN. You will be on your knees and learning to give the best blowjobs ever and of course gulping down every drop of his HOT CREAMY CUM. With each cock sucked you will become MORE GIRLY, MORE FEMININE. MASCULINITY ERASED.

SMALL

Really the title says it all. However, it is time for some home truths which means hearing and seeing all the humiliating names to describe that embarrassing little bump of yours and for your own good I do not hold back. The sooner you accept your fate the better…

ITTY BITTY CLITTY

 

You would dearly love to slide inside a woman and fuck her but it’s about time you got real. You need to accept that you have an ITTY BITTY CLITTY and therefore it is impossible to ever successfully have sex. Accept you do not have anywhere near a normal sized cock. …

ALTERNATE REALITY SPH TASK

Are you the unfortunate owner of a tiny clitty? Well I have thought up the perfect task that will have you transported to an alternate reality, even if just for a short while….
Listen to my instruction carefully 😉

ULTRA HUMILIATING JOI FOR SHRIMP DICKED LOSERS

You are shrimp dicked and it’s no surprise that the chances of you ever having
sex are minimal at best. Infact, you are so lacking in size that you barely even
need 2 fingers to play with it so I have come up with the perfect way to
masturbate. It also happens to be one of the most humiliating methods ever
and will ensure you are always aware of just how utterly useless that little
clitty really is….