** AFFIRMATION FOR SHRIMP DICKED PUSSY FREE LOSERS **

What a loser you are and now I am going to make sure you are fully aware of just how pathetic an existence you face because that thing between your legs is useless and will never fuck any woman. How could it with being the size of a clit? You will be pussy free forever so I have prepared an affirmation which you should learn and say 3 times a day. Now repeat after me ….

** INSTANT EXPOSURE **

You’ve imagined having that little dicklet of yours exposed online for however long, maybe even years. The thought of anyone you know seeing the images is both truly terrifying and incredibly arousing at the same time. Now I can completely make this intense fantasy a reality by exposing you on my blog. It can even be done instantly, right now. Are you willing to finally do this?

** 7 TASKS FOR OWNERS OF SHRIMP DICKS **

You have a shrimp dick, clitty, dicklet, peanut . Whatever name you use it amounts to the same thing. You are lacking in manhood so this set of 7 tasks will have you feeling more emasculated than ever!

** ULTRA DETAILED TINY DICK RATING **

 

Tiny shrimp dick? Pencil thin? Small and fat? More clit than cock? Been humiliated more times than you care to remember? Well, it’s about time you had a detailed tiny dick rating and one where I shall not hold backwhilst giving as much feedback/ critique to your pics as possible with a final score at the end.

 

** YOUR PUSSY FREE LIFE **

It’s time to finally face up to your reality which is to be pussy free for life. That cock is pretty much a clit so is useless. There is no way anyone will derive even a hint of pleasure from that shrimp dick.
Lately you have been fantasising about cock and watch more and more gay porn so it seems perfectly logical that pleasuring hot alpha men is your destiny and that clitty needs locking up permanently too…