There you are again with your dick in your hand and let’s face it, there is no channce of actually getting laid any time soon but you don’t care about that anyway because hand pussy is way better than sex with a human anyway, right?
Now I am going to have such fun giving you jerk off instruction so let’s see if you even make it to the end, after all hand pussy is just the best!
It’s time you heard the harsh truth about that thimble sized dicklet of yours. It is never ever going to be capable of pleasuring anyone and therefore you will always be a virgin, so I am going to give you some very useful tips on the wanking technique that you need to follow. and then you must learn the mantra which I prepared especially for micro cocked losers.
It’s time to finally face up to your reality which is to be pussy free for life. That cock is pretty much a clit so is useless. There is no way anyone will derive even a hint of pleasure from that shrimp dick.
Lately you have been fantasising about cock and watch more and more gay porn so it seems perfectly logical that pleasuring hot alpha men is your destiny and that clitty needs locking up permanently too…
When was the last time you had any sort of bedroom action LOSER or are you
STILL a VIRGIN? Whatever the case the fact is no matter how hard you try you
cannot get any pussy, so you deserve a bit of jerk off instruction. Not just any
old JOI though, this will be whilst I insult, mock and give the middle finger
which is what a LOSER like you deserves….
You are so beta it is friggin hilarious and I thought it was time you heard some home
truths. For example, do you even know that pretty much every single woman you have
ever known laughs at you behind your back? That’s right bitch boy, you are a joke and
no woman would ever choose a little BETA BITCH BOY when there are so many hot
ALPHAS out there…
